So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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