Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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