he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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