that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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