so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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