he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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