Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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