Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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