apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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