you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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