talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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