I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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