he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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