It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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