Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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