I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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