I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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