I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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