What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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