Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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