tell your sister to shave her snatch
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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