your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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