I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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