Barsexuality is the new black.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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