hell yes lets make some ravioli
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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