He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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