Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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