Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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