why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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