I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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