ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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