Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sober January is a disaster.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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