Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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