If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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