...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.