just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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