Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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