i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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