i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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