do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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