Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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