woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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