Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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