she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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