Umm I'm too high to move.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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