This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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