kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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