is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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