I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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