Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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