i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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