good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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