Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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