I wanna passion pit in your ass
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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