What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
